Great Truths From Small Children
*No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
*When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
*They always catch the second person.
*You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
*Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
*Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
*School lunches stick to the wall.
*The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
*It's hard to unlearn a bad word.
*Twelve is a lot older than eight.
*Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
*If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
*If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.
*If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.
*Don't nod on the phone.
(my grand daughter (3yrs old) Breleigh does this,
she will say .... See Grandma...and then she will
turn the phone to what ever she wants me to see..lol)
Too Cute , right !
These Cracked Me Up !!!!!
Have a great weekend.
Go make some of your own funnies
with the ones you love..